meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

milesjai:

Some shots from an upcoming Weave Weview coming next week~! :)

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

gnarly:

hidden-amongst-stars:

So I found this website that tells you how much your website is worth and apparently tumblr user gnarly could make 60 dollars if he sold his blog.

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