marquisdesad:

Sappho

marquisdesad:

Sappho

blkdzn:

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

My favorite

goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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ekoenigs:

danchorman:

When you think a meme is dying out:

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This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

tastefullyoffensive:

[californiancyclist]

ohadvevo:

This is so deep I’m gonna reevaluate my life

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

aestheticgoddess:

Vasya Kolotusha, Lights

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

Angel Haze photographed by Thomas Whiteside