boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light
Turkish Proverb (via hooking)
unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

liberal: um has this revolution been approved by the state?

wanksclub:

i can’t be mad at any animal for more than 2 seconds

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

ihearttheodorelaurence:

Zoe Saldana: Sci-Fi Queen!

I’m a demon, and you want to summon me. What six components are required for the ritual?

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point