floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

spontaneously-uncreative:

"I’m sad about x, y, z."
“That’s sad man”

YEAH OKAY I GET IT geez that’s why I’m sad because it’s sad wow you are great at talking you’re so insightful congrats friend of the year award

I hate you

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

dilfgod:

bae caught me slippin

pokemon-global-academy:

These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

uNFOLLOWER?????

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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browndresswithwhitedots:

Olivia Rae James

browndresswithwhitedots:

Olivia Rae James